Monday, 9 December 2013

Education Jokes

1) Which month has 28 days?
All of them!
2) A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
3) There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?
2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
4) If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?
5) What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
6) What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The "Post Office"!

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