1) Which month has 28 days?
All of them!
2) A man asked for a meal in a
restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a
moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly
in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly,
sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
3) There are 5 birds in a tree.
A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many
birds are left?
2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
4) If a man was born in Italy, went to America and
died in San Francisco,
what would he be?
Dead!
5) What is the longest word in
the English language?
"Smiles". Because
there is a mile between its first and last letters!
6) What starts with
"P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The "Post Office"!
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